oh my god you know what anon I have thought about this a lot that is a great question. I would LOVE to but on one hand, there is A LOT of sex, butts and cannibalism (and bulge pics) that may send him running in the opposite direction.
HOWEVER. We all know that John is a child in an expensive hat (credit to tea-with-johnny13 for that one) so I think he might rather enjoy it on some level and actually be quite proud of us.
SO YOU KNOW WHAT. I think I would show him, anon, I think I would.
yes to all